Today I sent a motivation letter to one employer. It said the following:
I am a director of universe, who cares if I will be employed or... (is it fashionable? ... Go f... y... ).
I can not draw, write, chat, communicate, eat, tie my shoes, be cr-eat-ive, however, I like to sell myself.
I am available in 3 versions:
- Basic package - there is nothing there - it is a cheap wh...
- Digital version - the same thing, only on your hard drive
- Basic package + digital version - in this case if you choose the basic package, you get the access to the digital version for free.
If you understand..., if you understand something at all, then move or shut up..., 'cause moving or buzzing is - both of them in essence is in fact a silence, (as you or you know) is