Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Izmet miskaste (shift delete). Today I applied for one job. Here is my letter of motivation. Mana motivācijas vēstule.


Today I sent a motivation letter to one employer. It said the following:

I am a director of universe, who cares if I will be employed or... (is it fashionable? ... Go f... y... ).

I can not draw, write, chat, communicate, eat, tie my shoes, be cr-eat-ive, however, I like to sell myself.

I am available in 3 versions:
- Basic package - there is nothing there - it is a cheap wh...
- Digital version - the same thing, only on your hard drive
- Basic package + digital version - in this case if you choose the basic package, you get the access to the digital version for free.

If you understand..., if you understand something at all, then move or shut up..., 'cause moving or buzzing is - both of them in essence is in fact a silence, (as you or you know) is

Gold.

6 comments:

Cristóbal said...

Priceless.

Danija said...

I see you really wish this job - hope you got it ;)

Aigars said...

Thanks guys. I am trying my best to get the it... :D

Anonymous said...

Vecīt, es tieši meklēju sāda veida profesionālus, jau vairāk kā drīsdesmit gadus. Jo cilvēki ar šadām iemaņām ir reti sastopami (jo pārsvarā ir cietumā vai trakonamā) un gandrīz neviens nav palicis dzīvs (jo lielākoties tiek izšati ar sleceno dienestu palīdzību). A ir tikai viena nianse, es ne piedāvāju darbu, nu piedod. Jo arī es reiz līdzigi izteicos darba intervijā, man uzreiz paņēma darbā un vaļā vairs nelaiz. E.L.

Aigars said...

to anonymous.

Aizvakar biju trakonamā - mēģināju paskaidrot, ka esmu kukū, bet man neticēja un aizsūtīja divas mājas tālāk :D

Anonymous said...

trakonams pilns

E.L.

p.s.

ja kas zvani man ir blats trakonamā

tas par mums

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53V9Vo0f5wk&feature=related

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